missj
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Joined: 14 Jul 2007
Posts: 241
Location: coalville
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 Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 4:12 pm Post subject: FARMERS |
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A VENTRILOQUIST IS OUT FOR A COUNTRY WALK WHEN HE COMES ACROSS A FARMER LEANING ON A GATE.
"AFTERNOON" SAYS THE VENTRILOQUIST
"AFTERNOON" REPLIES THE FARMER. THEN HE TURNS TO THE FARMERS DOG!!! "AFTERNOON" HE SAYS TO THE DOG, AND "AFTERNOON" COMES THE DOGS REPLY.
THE FARMER LOOKS AMAZED, BUT SAYS NOTHING. "THIS YOUR MASTER"ASKS THE VENTRILOQUIST
"YEP" REPLIES THE DOG
"AND HOW DOES HE LOOK AFTER YOU" ASKS THE VENTRILOQUIST
"OH PRETTY WELL" REPLIED THE DOG "HE FEEDS ME, LETS ME SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN AND HE PATS ME NOW AND AGAIN" THE FARMER LOOKS AMAZED BUT STILL SAYS NOTHING
"I SEE YOU HAVE A HORSE MIND IF I CHAT WITH HIM"
"GO AHEAD" SAYS THE FARMER
"AFTERNOON" SAYS THE VENTRILOQUIST
"AFTERNOON" SAYS THE HORSE. THE FARMER IS LOOKING ABSOLUTELY ASTONISHED BUT STILL SAYS NOTHING.
"HOW DOES THE FARMER LOOK AFTER YOU?" ASKS THE VENTRILOQUIST
"OH PRETTY GOOD" REPLIES THE HORSE. "HE FEEDS ME, I HAVE MY OWN STABLE AND HE TAKES ME OUT FOR A TROT EVERYDAY"
THEN THE VENTRILOQUIST LOOKS OUT INTO THE FIELD BEHIND THE FARMER "AHH, I SEE YOU HAVE SHEEP....."
"OH" SAYS THE FARMER "THOSE SHEEP ARE LIARS LIARS I TELL YOU!!!!!!!!"
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i didn't say it was your fault but i was going to blame you!!!!!!!!!!!!
si fecisti nega!!!!!!!!! |
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