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Have you had too much coffee?

 
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 04, 2007 10:03 pm    Post subject: Have you had too much coffee? Reply with quote
Has anyone named a donkey after you?
Have you received a parking ticket even when you're parked?
Do you grind your coffee beans in your mouth?
Do you sleep with your eyes open?
Is it better to watch videos/DVDs in fast-forward?
Do you lick your coffee pot clean?
Do your eyes stay open when you sneeze?
Has the nurse ever needed a scientific calculator to take your pulse?
Can you type 60 words a minute with your feet?
Can you jump-start your car without cables?
Do you percolate instead of sweat?

...If you've answered any of the above with "Yes", then you've had far too much coffee!!! Laughing


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