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 Posted: Thu Oct 04, 2007 9:58 pm Post subject: Lessons learned by parents! |
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Things quickly learned by a parent include:
1. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. foot house 4 inches deep
2. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with rollerblades, they can ignite!
3. A 3-year-old's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant
4. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough however, to spread paint on all 4 walls of a 20x20 foot room!
5. When you hear the toilet flush and the words "Uh-oh", it's already too late!
6. "Play-doh" and "microwave" should not be used in the same sentence
7. No matter how much Jell-o you put in a swimming pool, you still can't walk on water!
8. You probably do not want to know what that odour is
9. Always look in the oven before turning it on. Plastic toys do not like the oven
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