Charnwood Sunday Football League

Little Bloke

Some of you might like to know what your supervisor is really saying in all those "glowing" employee work performance evaluations s/he carries out...:

Accepts new job assignments willingly == Never finishes a job
Active socially == Drinks heavily
Alert to company developments == An office gossip
Approaches difficult problems with logic == Finds someone else to do the job
Consults with co-workers often == Indecisive, confused and clueless
Consults with supervisor often == Pain in the neck
Displays excellent intuitive judgement == Knows when to disappear
Happy == Paid too much
Hard worker == Usually does it the hard way
Identifies major management problems == Complains a lot
Indifferent to instruction == Knows more than superiors

...So now we all know what they really think of us! Laughing

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