Little Bloke
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Best signatures?I'll put some of my signatures that I have lined up for use on this thread, but the best ones (in my opinion) you will have to wait for!
These are all light-hearted signatures so please do not take offence to any of them.
1. I knew I married Miss Right, I just didn't know her first name was Always.
2. Sex is like a bridge game: If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
3. How can I miss you if you won't go away?
4. Sometimes I need what only you can provide... Your absence.
5. Due to outbreak of Aids, employees are no longer permitted to kissing the boss' ass.
6. Due to financial difficulties, the light at the end of the tunnel will be shut down until further notice.
7. His wife said, "Be an angel and let me drive." - So he did, and now he is.
8. Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
9. When men talk sex to women it's sexual harassment. When women talk sex to men it's £1.50 a minute.
10. I like long walks, especially when people that annoy me take them.
11. Practice makes perfect, but if nobody's perfect then why practice?
12. How do the "Do Not Walk On Grass" signs get up there?
13. According to a recent survey, 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the population.
14. If speed kills, Windows users will live forever.
15. When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown, but it only takes 4 muscles to whack them on the head.
16. My parents used to move a lot, but don't worry... I always found them.
17. knock knock... who's there?... Opportunity... Don't be silly, opportunity doesn't knock twice!
18. Time is what keeps everything from happening at once.
19. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
20. Windows is not a virus! Virus' do something!
21. I finally managed to teach my dog how to beg... he came home last night with £15.
22. If you try and don't succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie.
23. There's no future in time travel.
24. Birthdays are good for us. The more we have the longer we live.
25. Customer: "I'm running Windows 98." Tech: "Yes." Customer: "My computer isn't working now." Tech: "Yes, you already said that."
26. Who is General Failure and why's he on my computer?
27. The Internet... Where men are men, women are men and children are FBI agents.
28. 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case... Anyone else see the coincidence?
As I said, there are many more, but I will be using those as my personal signatures so you'll have to read my sigs to find them!
If you have any good signatures, feel free to post them on here!
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missj
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no.22 is perfect for you and quiz questions
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Little Bloke
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How very dare you  
I think number 23 is an apt enough response! Hasn't anyone ever told not to re-visit the past? 
Although to be honest, we're both too young to have much of a past!
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missj
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no no past far too young sure ya brothers got a lot though 
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Little Bloke
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I think he's got a fair amount of dates he could re-visit, yes. 
Although I'm sure I'll receive a backlash on this comment!
Might come down to see the game tomorrow - is it at your home ground or elsewhere? KO time?
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missj
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kick off half 7 at thringstone. could do with a hand abusing ya bro so the more the merrier Just one more thing no. 22 best suited to ya bro!!!!
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Little Bloke
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Now you're making more sense!
The one best suited to me would be.... erm.... It's not on the list
I haven't posted it on amongst this lot Ok, I'll amend my signature to read what's best suited to me!
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missj
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My favourite has got to be ........... DOES IT BOTHER YOU THAT IM ALWAYS RIGHT!!! ?
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Little Bloke
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Don't count! It's not on the list! If it's not on the list, it doesn't get in! 
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missj
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10% ANGEL 90% *ITCH THAT DESCRIBES ME PERFECTLY
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Little Bloke
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To protect all that is important to me and mine... no comment.
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missj
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one just for iain AGE IS NOTHING BUT A NUMBER
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RefSec
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You cheeky pair of ******s, fill in the blanks. FYI I have a dark and very distant past and that's how it's staying!
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missj
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a looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong and dark past it should brighten up soon cant you see the light takes you over to the other side
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