Celtic_Steve
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Political JokeDonald Rumsfeld was giving the president his daily briefing.
He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers
were killed in an accident'
"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"
His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously
watching as the president sits, head in hands. Finally, the
President looks up and asks..........
"How many is a Brazillion ?"
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Admin (No PMs Please!)
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Forum description mentions old ones, new ones, and the good ol' classics for posting here...
nothing mentioned for very bad jokes!
Keep trying Steve!
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RefSec
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That's one of the funniest ones I've heard for a long time!!
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Celtic_Steve
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OK admin, how about...
A man walks into a bar with a slab of tarmac under his arm and says:
"A beer please, and one for the road."
or...
Two peanuts walking through the park at night.
One was a salted.
Does that satifiy all of your criteria? 
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RefSec
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The least said about those two the better!
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Admin (No PMs Please!)
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What, have you got a book of jokes nearby? 
I'm sure they're good jokes actually, it's just that I have a strange sense of humour (apparantly) 
Keep 'em coming!
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