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missj

RIDDLES

SEE HOW BRAINY YOU PEOPLE ARE

A chest without hinge lock or lid but inside a golden treasure is hid!! What am i?

I follow you wherever you go but the more you take the more you leave behind!! What am i?
number9

a pair of 38DD BOOBS
RefSec

Typical sort of answer from a footballer!!
missj

yes number nine your wifes boobs is a good answer but ya wrong
number9

i was thinking of yours lol p.s dont tell raffa any chance of a clue
missj

NO DEFINATELY NOT AS STEVE (ADMIN) AND IAIN (REFSEC) WILL TELL YA............... YOU DONT WORK IT OUT YOU DONT FIND OUT
RefSec

Do what constipated accountants do........ work it out with a pencil!!
Admin (No PMs Please!)

Dont you start having a go at Accountants RefSec....!!

I spent from 7:45am through to around 5:45pm in Shepshed, then went home and carried on there till 11:15pm because of a sodding month end! I HATE MONTH ENDS!!! angryfire angryfire Glad there's only 12 each year! Laughing (See what these qualifications earn you? Very Happy)
missj

you spent that long workin it out with a pencil that must of been some serious constipation lmao
missj

right boys a clue for the first ITS A FOOD
number9

an egg
missj

well done thicko lmao did libs answer that 4 ya
number9

he he he how cool was that eh u see missj theres more to me than my goodlooks and left foot and ??? lol
missj

and lets not go no further coz ya aint lmao lmao lmao
number9

how do you know u been looking again you were told off about that down at the paints u bugger
ralf

yeah number9 i know what u mean we had to tell her off about that when i played 4 dynamo roshal shes a right minx lol
missj

talkin to ya self is the first sign of madness
RefSec

Footprints/ footsteps.
missj

well done refsec
number9

u got owt a bit harder missj
missj

well you never managed to get that lot!!!!!! oh sorry you got one and I had to help ya on that stupid lmao lmao ill see what i can come up with
missj

HERE YA GO NUMBER9

I CANNOT BE FELT, SEEN OR TOUCHED
YET I CAN BE FOUND IN EVERYBODY
MY EXISTANCE IS ALWAYS IN DEBATE
YET I HAVE MY OWN STYLE OF MUSIC what am i?

I HAVE KEYS THAT OPEN NO LOCKS
I HAVE SPACE BUT YOU CANNOT FILL IT
YOU CAN ENTER BUT NOT LEAVE what am i?

YOU HEARD ME BEFORE
YET YOU HEAR ME AGAIN
THEN I DIE TILL YOU CALL ME AGAIN what am i?

NO LEGS HAVE I TO DANCE
NO LUNGS HAVE I TO BREATHE
NO LIFE HAVE I TO LIVE OR DIE BUT YET I DO ALL THREE what am i?

YOU USE ME BETWEEN YOUR HEAD AND TOES
THE MORE YOU DO THE THINNER I GO what am i?
Admin (No PMs Please!)

I think the first one is "Soul" and the third one is "Echo"...?
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I shan't answer the others (yet)... I want to let number9 have a go at these ones..!
missj

correct on both steve well done
Breezy

The second one has to be a keyboard
missj

yes breezy well done COME ON NUMBER9 EVERYONES DOING THE JOB FOR YA
missj

anyone for the last two it doesnt look like mouthy number9 is gonna answer them at least not this side of christmas lmao lmao
RefSec

The last one could be a bar of soap.
missj

yep well done
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The only one that hasn't been answered yet has to be an element!

Wind or fire most likely.... I will go with fire simply because of the "dancing" reference.
missj

yes steve fire was the right answer well done WELL number9 all 5 answered and not by you mmmmmmmmmmmmm guess ya brains aint as big as ya mouth lmao lmao
number9

iv been busy its alright 4 some sitting at home allday with nowt better to do lol
missj

no excuse you asked i posted and everyone else found time and they all super busy toooo EXCUSES EXCUSES
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And to support the comment by missj.... (although it might not happen regularly! Laughing)

I am in full-time employment (currently doing about 55 hours a week cos of having juniors!!), I am having to take work home with me as well to ensure deadlines are met... I am involved in the running of a football league... I have a private life (to the astonishment of most, no doubt! Laughing), and yet I got time to answer 3 of the riddles... Confused

There's just no commitment nowadays ya know!! Laughing The love of the game filters right down to our forum too you know... Laughing Laughing

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