riverside pre-season training

daftlad · riverside pre-season training

not got off to the best of starts,with alcholics,aerosol abusers & dodgy shooting boots turning up. chlamydia hitting the the camp after the dodgy fat bird at presentation. ow, and swine flu on a couple of players n fans. ow happy days!!! hows everyone else getting on?

Adamlill

No swine flu in the ranks, plenty of dodgy shooting to report though, bleep test next Wed, so I could end up killing one or two off!

daftlad

sounds painfull, what level you hoping to get to? think we'd be lucky to get to level 2!

Adamlill

Its always a bit of a killer, got one lad who we have to stop cus he bores us with his leval 15 and 16 nonsense, if they all get to 10 then Id be happy, but Im guessing a few will need an ambulance after 3 or 4

Donisthorpe Engines

Training has gone suprisingly well for a new team hailing out of a village that boasts 3 pubs and no post office or shop.

We have nearly 20 players in our squad, often we get the odd group of 13 year old cheerleaders come down and cheer us on, mocking my assistant manager mainly as he does his laps round the pitch, often met by the casual "F**k off" or something similar - my assistant manager is a cheerful fella.

Training otherwise has been excellent, alot of fitness training, we have a Royal Marine Commando of 10 years coming down soon to do a session with all the lads to help get them fit (sod the bleep test i wanna kill off my whole team) lol. But otherwise, they've all worked hard and made me proud but most importantly, we actually have a really friendly group of lads, all of whom have bonded very well.

Adamlill

But can they kick a ball and run in a straight line?

Donisthorpe Engines

Luckily most of them can! Just about making them gel as a team now.

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riverside pre-season training

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