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The Blind GolfersA priest, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers.
Engineer: What's with these guys? We must have been waiting for over 15 minutes now!
Doctor: I don't know but I've never seen such ineptitude!
Priest: Hey, there's the greenskeeper - let's have a word with him.
Priest: Hi George. Say George, what's with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow aren't they?
George: Oh yes. That's a group of blind fire fighters. They lost their sight while saving our club house last year. So we let them play here anytime free of charge.
(Silence)
Priest: That's so sad. I think I'll pray a special prayer for them tonight.
Doctor: Good idea. And I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist buddy, so if he can do anything for them.
Engineer: Why can't these guys play at night?
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