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 Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 9:29 am Post subject: Excuses for not going to work! |
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"I can't come in to work today because I'll be stalking my previous boss, who fired me for not showing up for work, ok?"
"My mother-in-law has come back as one of the Undead and we must track her to her coffin to drive a stake through her heart and provide eternal peace. One day should do it."
"If it's all the same to you I won't be coming in to work. The voices told me to clean all my guns today."
"I just found out I was switched at birth. Legally, I shouldn't come to work knowing my employee records may now contain incorrect information."
"The dog ate my car keys. I've got to hitch-hike to the vets."
My personal favourite is the fourth one! Because it's true (legally), and they can't do a damn thing about it  
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